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The Tremendous Manslug is universally recognized as one of the most obnoxious and pathetic creatures in existence.  This Tainted Pornemon is not physically dangerous on its own, but its anger levels combined with the irritating noises that it constantly makes can be enough to instigate untold levels of chaos wherever it goes.  While it's an exceedingly rare Pornemon, it's also hard to kill like a cockroach, so visitors to the Unintended Consequences Wildlife Preserve should feel free to give it a hard kick to the face if they encounter it, just to shut it up.

Tainted Pornemon Type:
whiney, orange, deplorable  

Likes:
grabbing things with its vestigial hands, shiny things, destroying democracy

Weaknesses:
Any text requiring more than a 3rd grade reading proficiency, making friends

 

What's Included in the Download?

  • STL file for 3D printing

  • Transparent PNGs for making your own Pornemon images

  • 4k Wallpapers


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Let manslug grab you by the...


When he's not being a dick, he's just a piece of crap.  The Near-Sighted Turdle spends his days devising machiavellian schemes in an effort to ruin things for the rest of the Pornemon in the park.  Colloquially referred to as the "shit turtle", this horrible creature should never be mistakenly seen as having anything but the worst intentions.

Tainted Pornemon Type:
bureaucratic, saggy, constipated

Likes:
ruining things so he can feel like a big boy, removing his shell when no one is looking and lubing up

Weaknesses:
watery eyes, altruism, poor people

 

What's Included in the Download?

  • STL file for 3D printing
  • Transparent PNGs for making your own Pornemon images
  • 4k Wallpapers

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Duvet cover? Really?


The Bottom Feeding Blobfish only has a single oriface.  Like some species of sea cucumber, it eats and excretes from the same hole. This obviously leads to some very extreme halitosis which make this creature immediately unlikable to any that have the unpleasant experience of interacting with it. 


Tainted Pornemon Type:
totally unlikable, chode-nose, puker

Likes:
lying, grandstanding, breath mints, states rights

Weaknesses:
popularity contests, laxatives

 

What's Included in the Download?

  • STL file for 3D printing
  • Transparent PNGs for making your own Pornemon images
  • 4k Wallpapers

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Oh, hey, before you get the download, you'll need to agree to the terms of the Creative Commons License which can be found at the URL below. Basically you promise not to make money off the stuff I give you, and you promise to give ol' #Micahbot a shout-out if you make or remix something. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/4.0/legalcode

totally appropriate atire


A naturally curious pornemon, the Bipedal Elephant spends the majority of its waking hours caressing and probing elements of its local habitat using its trunk. This investigation is typically followed by, what some researchers insist, are explosive displays of creative self-expression using mud, water, and other available materials which the bipedals spray out from their trunks onto cliff faces and cleared areas of ground.  


Pornemon Type:
Creative, Sensual, Sprayer

Likes:
Social bonding through the entwining of trunks, lewd graffiti

Weaknesses:
zombie formalism, MMAPs, grant applications

 

What's Included in the Download?

  • STL file for 3D printing
  • Transparent PNGs for making your own Pornemon images
  • 4k Wallpapers

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be one with the elephant butt


The Dapper Octopus is known for its fastidious nature and its propensity for personal grooming.  Its large, melon-like eyes make it very adept at low-light activities.  

Pornemon Type:
Fishy, Mustache

Likes:
Squats(for those tight buns), bananas, popsicles, square dancing

Weaknesses:
Nora Ephron movies

 

What's Included in the Download?

  • STL file for 3D printing
  • Transparent PNGs for making your own Pornemon images
  • 4k Wallpapers

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Tentacles touching you all over


The Long-Nekid Sphinx is most obviously differentiated from typical domestic sphinx breeds by it's elongated, elegant neck.  Unlike most other cat breeds and species, it loves the water and its furless body makes it a fierce competitor in water sports.  Caution must be observed if you encounter this creature in the water-- it enjoys sucking up water and spitting it at passerbys for its own amusement.


Pornemon Type:
Competitive, Excitable, Spitter

Likes:
having its neck petted (at first slowly, then more vigorously), SPF lotion

Weaknesses:
Allergies, Sunburn

 

What's Included in the Download?

  • STL file for 3D printing
  • Transparent PNGs for making your own Pornemon images
  • 4k Wallpapers

License Agreement *
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Sphinx All Over Your Body