The Tremendous Manslug is universally recognized as one of the most obnoxious and pathetic creatures in existence. This Tainted Pornemon is not physically dangerous on its own, but its anger levels combined with the irritating noises that it constantly makes can be enough to instigate untold levels of chaos wherever it goes. While it's an exceedingly rare Pornemon, it's also hard to kill like a cockroach, so visitors to the Unintended Consequences Wildlife Preserve should feel free to give it a hard kick to the face if they encounter it, just to shut it up.
Tainted Pornemon Type:
whiney, orange, deplorable
Likes:
grabbing things with its vestigial hands, shiny things, destroying democracy
Weaknesses:
Any text requiring more than a 3rd grade reading proficiency, making friends
Let manslug grab you by the...
