When he's not being a dick, he's just a piece of crap.  The Near-Sighted Turdle spends his days devising machiavellian schemes in an effort to ruin things for the rest of the Pornemon in the park.  Colloquially referred to as the "shit turtle", this horrible creature should never be mistakenly seen as having anything but the worst intentions.

Tainted Pornemon Type:
bureaucratic, saggy, constipated

Likes:
ruining things so he can feel like a big boy, removing his shell when no one is looking and lubing up

Weaknesses:
watery eyes, altruism, poor people

 

What's Included in the Download?

  • STL file for 3D printing
  • Transparent PNGs for making your own Pornemon images
  • 4k Wallpapers

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Oh, hey, before you get the download, you'll need to agree to the terms of the Creative Commons License which can be found at the URL below. Basically you promise not to make money off the stuff I give you, and you promise to give ol' #Micahbot a shout-out if you make or remix something. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/4.0/legalcode
 

Duvet cover? Really?