When he's not being a dick, he's just a piece of crap. The Near-Sighted Turdle spends his days devising machiavellian schemes in an effort to ruin things for the rest of the Pornemon in the park. Colloquially referred to as the "shit turtle", this horrible creature should never be mistakenly seen as having anything but the worst intentions.
Tainted Pornemon Type:
bureaucratic, saggy, constipated
Likes:
ruining things so he can feel like a big boy, removing his shell when no one is looking and lubing up
Weaknesses:
watery eyes, altruism, poor people
Duvet cover? gross.
