The Dapper Octopus is known for its fastidious nature and its propensity for personal grooming.  Its large, melon-like eyes make it very adept at low-light activities.  

Personality Type:
fastidious, seductive, mustachioed

Likes:
squats(for those tight buns), popsicles, square dancing

Weaknesses:
Nora Ephron movies


Tentacles touching you all over